Dear Woman in the Walmart Parking Lot,

No I am not going to give you a couple bucks because you "ran out of gas." Maybe if you weren't wearing those designer jeans, silky shirt and jewelry up the wazoo I'd think about it. Maybe, just MAYBE, if you weren't driving that brand new car that you had to "push" all the way from the road (props to you for not getting one bit sweaty in this heat too....and by yourself. You must be Chuck Norris). I'm a poor college student, just like you (or maybe not like you) and I am not sure why you thought I would be loaded with the car I have (I love you Mahana, but you are ugly). Good luck, woman. Sorry I turned you down. I have no cash (that might have been a lie...) I spent it all on school. I'm not sure if you are serious or not, but sorry i can't help you. Maybe you were doing some sort of survey or something to see if people were nice in the Walmart parking lot. Well I just ruined that one for you then. Have a wonderful day.

Love,
Diana

P.S. Yeah, and that was real classy to walk up to the little mexican family loading all their kids into their van and ask them to spare you some cash. CAUSE THEY DID. Hope you feel better and get your car all filled up.